His Point of View

FYI: This post is not 100% factual, it is based on a true story and some names have been changed to protect the ummmmm… not so innocent

Ok, for those of you who live under rocks, Mark Sanford is the Governor of South Carolina who had disappeared for a weekend.  Well here’s what I think happened.

Ole boy Mark was busted in January 2009 when his wife found a love note he wrote to the mistress.

He and his wife decide to try to save their 20 year marriage so they stick together and go to counseling.  Mark decides to break up with the mistress, and he asks his wife several times to allow him to visit the mistress one last time to break things off in person, but she refused <–This was a stupid move…(why would you ask your wife some dumb sh*t like that?) So he eventually convinced her to let him take a “spiritual adviser” to escort him to NYC to finally break things off, and the wife agreed.

After a few months wifey decides she needs space moves into the beach house with the 4 boys.

Sooo…. Mark is home alone  and figures well hey,  the wife is not here, so I might as well go visit the mistress again down in Argentina and get some one last time.<–”One last time” has gotten many people killed, long jail terms, and we will see what it gets ole boy Mark… (note to everyone who is getting away with anything: when you get the feeling that its time to quit, DO SO IMMEDIATELY, ”one last time” is never worth it… Look at Michael Jackson he tried to tour “one last time” and you see where it got him…. may he rest in peace.)

So this genius tells his staff that he is going hiking in the Appalachian Mountains….

(This dummy was spotted in the Atlanta airport which is the closest major airport to his home) <–He should have found his way to another major airport farther away from home where he would be less likely to see people who recognize him… oh yeah and he should have not driven a state owned vehicle…

The state employees, legislature, media, etc… could not contact the Governor for days…

Then it hits the press that the Gov. of South Carolina is missing… So he cuts his trip short and home to “come clean”… LoL(excuse the laughter)<–He should have stayed and made the best of his last few moments of pleasure for a long while, because he had to know he would have hell to pay upon his return home.

Mark initially says that they met a total of 7 times between 2001 and 2009 and only 2 of those were “romantic” meetings.

Now that visit to the mistress has gone public his wife knows about it his attempt to be slick and sneak off to the mistress while they were supposedly trying to work things out… she is left looking like a fool now for sticking with this dummy.<–Marky will pay dearly for this part if nothing else. Oh and this fool said that his mistress is his soul mate, but he is trying to fall back in love with his wife<–once again something he probably should not have said out loud & definitely not in public.  His wife is gonna get more than half if he doesn’t shut his mouth.

A week later and now he “comes clean” again about other times they met, and the other “handful” of women he “crossed the line” with.  But oh yeah… he never “crossed the ultimate line” with any any of the handful of women other than the mistress, he says that there was only  physical contact with these other ladies and he “didn’t cross the sex line”<–means he got and /or gave some oral satisfaction most likely)

What next in this never ending saga?  I’m taking bets:

1. Will it be revealed that he has children by the mistress or any of these other women?

2. Was he getting his Lewinsky on with any of his staffers?

3. Will it turn out that he spent Govt. money on these trips?

4. Call for impeachment? I am certain he will be asked to step down… if he rufuses I feel an impeachment hearing for the lies and loss of public trust and possible inappropriate use of govt. funds and equipment…even if these are not grounds for impeachment somebody will try it.

Something else is going to come out about this story in the next 7 days… I can feel it.  <– Actually it probably has since I started writing… LoL

Why do liars come up with elaborate stories that make no sense?? especially when they have days to think of a good cover story?  I mean this guy had forever to think of a real reason to go to take a personal vacation, which they say he did every year anyway… why tell a big lie when a small one will do the job, and its more believable?  But really lies are bad…do not lie…be truthful, don’t take candy from strangers, and look both ways before crossing the street.